Jellygrill Sandwich
Here is one terrifying sandwich that contains a list of already mentioned processed products. It is starting to seem as though baby boomers may not actually have had the ability to taste anything at all simply by looking at this jellygrill sandwich advert for Velveeta cheese. To make this scary-looking sandwich, you should start by layering some grape jelly onto a slice of Wonder Bread, add a few slices of overly-processed cheese, add another slice of Wonder Bread and then smother the outside with some high cholesterol margarine. And that is how you make a jellygrill sandwich.
You can eat this gross sandwich hot or cold, although, preferably, you should rather not eat it at all!
Cornflour Mold
So, you take some cornstarch, milk, a bit of sugar, add some vannila extract and you have the perfect punishment dessert for your children. The sad part of this recipe is that is was probably not a punishment dessert, but actually, a dessert that was expected to be enjoyed by the whole family. There are many uses for cornstarch, but none quite like this extremely disturbing dessert!
It gets worse, this repulsive dessert is served with a side dish of canned fruit. Honestly, it should be advertised as a method of torturing your family.