Thanks For The Gross Foods, Baby Boomers
These gross foods are all thanks to the generation of people that were born in the 15-years that followed World War II, the baby boomers. Many people during this time were enjoying both prosperity and economic security after the war, which was taken as an opportunity to have lots of children. While the baby boomers gained economic importance during the 60s and 70s when they became the youth of the state, they also had a huge impact on the foods of the time.
Baby Boomers Are Keeping These Gross Foods Alive
Turkey Stuffing
Only teddy bears should contain stuffing. Turkey stuffing should be illegal because not only does it taste gross, but it also dries out the turkey.
Turkey Stuffing
Meatloaf
There’s no denying that the name of this food is as tasteless as what it has to offer. Not only does this food look quite revolting, but it also barely has any taste at all.
Meatloaf
Mayonnaise-Based Salad And Fruit
Millennials may have some odd behaviors when it comes to food, such as squeezing their own almond milk and eating sprouted nuts; regardless, it is highly unlikely a millennial will go anywhere near a broccoli grape salad doused in mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise-Based Salad And Fruit
TV dinners
There’s no denying that the idea behind TV dinners is quite pleasing; although, it is also extremely lazy. Even though there is nothing wrong with eating dinner while enjoying a good movie, a ready-made meal consisting of nothing but frozen foods will prove as tasteless as most of the gross foods that baby boomers seem to enjoy.
TV Dinners
Buffets
There’s never a good time for a buffet. All you can eat buffets with lobster, pancakes, prawns, and steak usually consist of terrible quality foods. Which means it really won’t taste as great as it sounds.
Buffets
Chain Restaurants
Not only do chain restaurants insult the mere concept of fancy, but their food usually consists of absolutely no nutrition. It would be a much better idea to leave Applebee’s and Olive Garden for the baby boomers and support a high-quality local restaurant instead.
Chain Restaurants
Paper Napkins
Paper napkins are just one of many environmentally damaging products that we have the baby boomers to thank for. These products have caused so much damage to our environment that the millennials stress to fix.
Paper Napkins
Cornflakes
Cornflakes really are the grossest cereal ever invented. Rice krispies are also quite gross; although, at least you can make rice krispie treats with them and they snap, crackle, and pop. The fact that cornflakes are simply tasteless, makes it the world’s absolute worst cereal ever.
Cornflakes
Canned Soup
It may be a convenient meal that’s a little tastier than aluminum canned soup; however, it is really not much better than aluminum canned soup that is packed full of preservatives, sodium, and contains almost no nutrients.
Canned Soup
Meat And Potatoes
While meat and potatoes together are definitely not the worst food combination around, meat and potatoes alone make for quite a boring dish. Why baby boomers simply won’t add any nutritious vegetables is beyond reason. Even a leaf would add some needed color to such a sad looking meal.
Meat And Potatoes
Processed Cheese Products
Baby boomers are responsible for the creation of all things cheap and convenient. Unfortunately, the more convenient a product is, the worse it is for your health. This is because cheap and convenient foods almost always contain tons of added chemicals and preservatives. Not only are these foods bad for your health, but they are also terrible for the environment. Luckily, there has been a massive decline in the sales of processed cheese products, thanks to the millennials.
Processed Cheese Products
Soda
Most people would agree that nothing beats an ice-cold coke on a hot day, although, there is absolutely no reason to be drinking soda all day, every day.
Soda
Ketchup
Ketchup is good or fries and as a topping on tasty burgers; however, it is not so great to douse your eggs with ketchup or to use it as meat seasoning. With all the spices in the world, ketchup is simply not acceptable to use as a meat seasoning.
Ketchup
Vienna sausages
A can of meat that is drowned in a sauce is anything other than appealing to the taste buds, at least for millennials. Baby boomers seem to think that this concoction is a definite winner. Hopefully, it won’t be around for much longer.
Vienna Sausages
Tuna Noodle Casserole
Tuna noodle casserole is just gross, even the name has most people running for the hills. This meal is quite repulsive, bad smelling, and it tastes absolutely terrible.
Tuna Noodle Casserole
Boiled Veggies
Vegetables usually taste great when cooked in a variety of different ways, which includes broiling, braising, grilling, and even steaming. However, there is no reason for anyone to boil vegetables, ever.
Boiled Veggies
Ham and Banana Hollandaise
This food looks simply revolting and it tastes as bad as it looks. There really cannot be a list of ingrediants that would go worse together than the list of ingrediants that make up this dish!
Ham And Banana Hollandaise
Buttermints
A buttermint is basically a combination between a breath mint and a dessert dish that creates a terrible tasting minty thing.
Buttermints
Margarine
Baby boomers are the only people around that actually like margarine. This sad mockery of butter is responsible for several health conditions, which includes diabetes. There is absolutely no good reason why a product like this was created.
Margarine
Aspartame
This is simply an evil invention. There is no reason anyone should be consuming this foul-tasting sugar-substitute, unless you want to cause an array of terrible health conditions.
Aspartame
Olestra
Olestra is nothing more than a fat substitute. It is added to products that are high-fat, in order to lower or completely remove the fat content. While that may sound like a great idea, it really is not.
Olestra
Meat Pates
If you have ever wondered what the ugliest food is, it is undeniably meat pate!
Meat Pates
Weenie sauce
Grape jelly and peanut butter make a great combo, and barbeque sauce and meat are also quite delicious together, but the combination of grape jelly and barbeque sauce is simply disgusting.
Weenie Sauce
Summer Sausage Snack Platters
These snack platters really are the most offensive Christmas gifts. Summer sausage snack platters should not be gifted to anyone that you actually like.
Summer Sausage Snack Platters
Curly Parsley
These days, it is not all that easy to find curly parsley. And that is actually good news!
Curly Parsley
Cream Cheese And Bologna Sandwiches
Bologna should not be classified as a form of meat, by anyone! Additionally, why would anyone even think of throwing some cream cheese into the equation?
Cream Cheese And Bologna Sandwiches
Snackwell’s Low-Fat Foods
Fat-free cookies are really not healthy and even though the baby boomers are convinced that Snackwell’s fat-free cookies are healthy, they are really just processed cookies with tons of added junk ingredients that will do absolutely no good!
Snackwell’s Low Fat Foods
White Bread
Even though White bread is capable of taking you back to the good old days, it contains absolutely no nutrition. Most of us would agree that bread is a food group all on its own.
White Bread
Milk Chicken
I bet you think this list of foods couldn't get any worse, but it does! If Paula Deen is the chef on the scene, it is better to just turn and run.
Milk Chicken
"Artificial" Whipped Cream
There is absolutely no reason anyone should be eating this artificial and harmful mockery of whipped cream.
"Artificial" Whipped Cream
Molded liver pastes
Liver itself is quite healthy because it does offer an array of benefits for your immune system and it encourages the production of collagen. It is also a great source of B-group vitamins such as vitamin B12, and it also contains folate. However, there are so many different ways to make liver look and taste good that this molded liver paste should never have been an option. Molded liver pastes are the ideal way to put your guests off and send them home early!
Molded Liver Pastes
Instant Mashed Potatoes
This food doesn’t sound all that bad, right? Well, it tastes a lot worse than it sounds. Anyone that has ever made mashed potatoes knows that it is one of the easiest foods to prepare and therefore, there is absolutely no reason why anyone should think an instant version is necessary.
Instant Mashed Potatoes
Boiled Brussels Sprouts
Not many people enjoy brussels sprouts, possibly because they seem to have a somewhat strong taste. However, if they are prepared in a suitable manner, such as roasting, then they are quite tasty! These green veggies are also super nutritious and packed with antioxidants.
Boiled Brussels Sprouts
Twinkies
Twinkies are quite yummy, their spongy texture and cream filled center are admittedly delicious. However; despite the taste of these treats, they are extremely unhealthy and overly-processed.
Twinkies
White People Tacos
This taco is the offensive cousin of the real taco, it is a taco with salad toppings, ground beef strips, yellow cheese, and sour cream.
White People Tacos
Glazed Carrots
Carrots contain a significant amount of sugar, which is why they are so sweet. Not only do carrots contain enough sugar, but glazing carrots with sugar is really a terrible choice for your poor teeth. Perhaps the baby boomers had no concern for their teeth.
Glazed Carrots
Creamed Corn
Corn tastes great no matter how it is cooked, but why anyone thought it needs to be mixed together with cream is unknown. We should all just forget that creamed corn ever existed.
Creamed Corn
Mayo And Bologna Sandwiches
Layer on the mayo, add some lunch meat between two slices of the iconic Wonder bread and you have yourself an extremely disgusting sandwich that contains absolutely no nutrients.
Mayo And Bologna Sandwiches
Fish Sticks
The picture on the box may look quite tasty but what’s inside the box is quite the opposite. Don’t be fooled by dramatized advertising, fish sticks look and taste terrible!
Fish Sticks
Liver And Onions
Liver and onions are another perfect example of why baby boomers should have never been allowed in the kitchen. Even though liver does offer some great health benefits, this dish is simply insulting to anyone who has normal taste buds.
Liver And Onions
Plain Toast
Plain toast is unquestionably one of the grossest foods around, while millennials are snapping pics of their avocado toast, baby boomers stubbornly munch away at dry and plain toast.
Plain Toast
Instant Mac’n’cheese
Once again, anything instant is really bad for you. However, the baby boomers felt otherwise. This radioactive orange cheese meal is really bad for your health and quite honeslty, it looks bad for your health too. The macaroni comes packaged with a bag of powdery gross orange cheese and a long list of chemicals that are shockingly bad for your body!
Instant Mac’n’cheese
Pot Pies
Baby boomers just love pot pies! It does not matter if it’s homemade or purchased from the store. The flaky crust, steamy meat, and the veggie filling make up the ultimate comfort food for a baby boomer.
Pot Pies
Scotch Eggs
Soft or hard-boiled eggs are stuffed inside suspicious-looking sausage meat, coated in breadcrumbs and then deep fried or baked. Not much in this world sounds any more disgusting than scotch eggs.
Scotch Eggs
Shrimp Sandwich Roll
Thank baby boomers for another meal drenched in mayonnaise. This sandwich roll stuffed with shrimp and smothered in mayonnaise is nothing short of disgusting.
Shrimp Sandwich Roll
Jellygrill Sandwich
Here is one terrifying sandwich that contains a list of already mentioned processed products. It is starting to seem as though baby boomers may not actually have had the ability to taste anything at all simply by looking at this jellygrill sandwich advert for Velveeta cheese. To make this scary-looking sandwich, you should start by layering some grape jelly onto a slice of Wonder Bread, add a few slices of overly-processed cheese, add another slice of Wonder Bread and then smother the outside with some high cholesterol margarine. And that is how you make a jellygrill sandwich.
Jellygrill Sandwich
Cornflour Mold
So, you take some cornstarch, milk, a bit of sugar, add some vannila extract and you have the perfect punishment dessert for your children. The sad part of this recipe is that is was probably not a punishment dessert, but actually, a dessert that was expected to be enjoyed by the whole family. There are many uses for cornstarch, but none quite like this extremely disturbing dessert!
Cornflour Mold
Hot-Dog Fondue
This list seems to just get more and more disturbing. Here we have an extensive hot dog cutting chart.
Hot Dog Fondue
Lobster Relish
You must be thinking it just cannot get any worse, but it does. Ever heard of lobster jello? It seems that the baby boomers really liked jello. Luckily, lobster jello is somewhat difficult to find these days, and there’s a very good reason. It is simply disgusting and horrific looking. This scary concoction consists of gelatin, vinegar, a pint of cream, shrimp, mayonnaise, and lobster.
Lobster Relish
Jellied Tomato Refresher
Here is another baby boomer recipe that relies on the dreaded jello. Jelly salad just doesn’t sound quite right, and that’s because it is not! This repulsive recipe requires gelatine, tomato juice, green pepper, artificial sweetener, beef broth, and other ingredients that just get worse and worse.
Jellied Tomato Refresher
Shrimp sandwich roll
Here’s another baby boomer food that looks a lot like a pile of vommit. Even though it may not have tasted all that terrible, the look of it is just off-putting.
Shrimp Sandwich Roll1
Tomato-Banana Tarts
These two foods just do not belong together. While bananas are great on their own, and tomatoes are also great on their own, if you put them together you will get this gross looking combo.
Tomato Banana Tarts
Savory Jello Products
Food that bounces on your plate does not sound all that appetizing, to begin with.
Savory Jello Products
Concentrated Juice
Freshly squeezed fruit juice may be quite pricey, although, it is definitely worth the extra spend because it tastes great. There are also other options to avoid the high price of freshly squeezed fruit juice, such as buying cartons instead of smaller quantities.
Concentrated Juice
“Italian” Foods
Everyone loves Italian food, but the baby boomers seem to be slightly confused with regards to what Italian food actually is.
Spaghetti And Meatballs
Watergate Salad
Otherwise known as Shut the Gate Salad, Watergate salad is far worse than the Watergate scandal. If anyone comes near your house with a Wintergate salad, you really should just shut the gate on them.
Watergate Salad
Strawberry Bon-Bons
In today’s world, there are thousands of different candy treats available. M&M’s, Hershey’s, Reese’s, and the tastiest chocolate bars.
Strawberry Bon-Bons
Aspic
If you are wondering what in this world could possibly be worse than jello, aspic is your answer! There is a really good chance that aspic really is the absolute worst invention to have ever come from the 70s, and that says a lot!
Aspic
Fruitcake
This cake usually makes an appearance during the festive season and it seems to look more like a Christmas tree decoration than anything edible.
Fruitcake
Ham Salad
The baby boomers seem to really like mayonnaise. Here is another dish drenched in thick white cholesterol causing mayonnaise.
Ham Salad