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Can’t say much here that we’ll get away with, so we’ll just tell you this. This stunning lady was going to a 60+ beauty pageant and ran out of glitter. No glitter, no show! Besides the obvious overstatements, she looks amazing for 60! Perhaps this dame is hanging on to her former fame as the assistant to a gameshow host. You certainly do not want to win any of the prizes she has in store for whatever unlucky contestant she gets her claws on.
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Now, this lady clearly loves the color blue, and she would probably dye her skin if she could find a healthy body paint. We know this because everything she touches seems to have turned blue. Or is that just a coincidence? We love The Smurfs just as much as anyone else, so you can imagine how exciting we were when we spotted an elderly Smurfette in real life! She seems to be suffering from back problems, poor thing, won’t some kind stranger please give her a massage?
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