Trend Setter
We’re not sure what to call this outfit, it’s not a kilt, nor a dress. Whatever it is, the only words we could make out among the muttering was ‘trendsetter’ and we’re sure it is a trend in a prison somewhere. Gangster culture puts an emphasis in wearing your pants as low as possible to show how little regard you have for society’s rules. We are quite sure that no gangster would ever want to literally be caught with their pants down, however.
Miracles Do Happen
Walmart may want to change their slogan to, “If you really want it, you will reach it.” Placing the high demand items on the top shelf has “healed” many who could once only ride the carts. We are sorry to tell you, lady, that if you can stand up for your favorite brand of canned hotdogs then you might want to reconsider how much you rely on your cart. Leave them for those who actually need them, lazy bones!