The Ice Cream Is Alive
That cannot be a person under those clothes, surely that is the Pillsbury doughboy who’s in some serious need of being baked. Or a badly packaged ice cream cake. This lady might want to spend a bit more time in the clothes section, perhaps with a compassionate and experienced assistant that will happily guide her through a makeover of note. Some people seem to have given up on trying to impress those around them, however, and we must respect that.
Ferret Love
There was no sign on the door specifically denying ferrets from entering, and neither did it say anything about bad Beatles haircuts. Why the motorized cart though, to keep on hand on the ferret? The people around this bizarre sight are doing their best to keep their eyes fixed firmly ahead. Or, maybe, they are so used to seeing strange people like this that they are unfazed by anything but the most extreme of appearances.