Hot-Dog Fondue
This list seems to just get more and more disturbing. Here we have an extensive hot dog cutting chart.
There really should not be so many different ways of cutting up a hot dog. The only decent place for a hot dog is on a hot dog bun.
Lobster Relish
You must be thinking it just cannot get any worse, but it does. Ever heard of lobster jello? It seems that the baby boomers really liked jello. Luckily, lobster jello is somewhat difficult to find these days, and there’s a very good reason. It is simply disgusting and horrific looking. This scary concoction consists of gelatin, vinegar, a pint of cream, shrimp, mayonnaise, and lobster.
While it really does look undeniably gross, it also has the added ability to make anyone vomit instantly. This really is no way to serve lobster.